Pillsbury Doughboy Latest in Corporate Branding Review

The doughboy’s too white!” Yelled a protester Thursday at the headquarters of pillsbury, in downtown Whiteyville. Protesters demanding a more universal mascot that doesn’t offend more than 5% of the population. One protestors waving a rolling pin demanded Native Hawaiian islanders or other Pacific Islanders as they made up just .02% of the us population. The doughboy himself could not be reached for comment

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