Boy, 16, reported missing in Gaithersburg, MD. Last seen on September 1, 5:52pm. There has not been any new information on his whereabouts, but his friends and family still fight hard to search. We interviewed a woman and asked her to describe this missing boy.
Man: What’s his name?
Woman: That fat nigga? Oh that’s Mohamed. That boy aint missin he prolly at the deli lookin for his next meal *laughs*
Man: Please describe him as best as possible
Woman: Well, he’s ugly as shit, he gets no bitches, and he looks like the son of two orangutan zoo escapees.
Man: Thank you ma’am. This information is was very helpful.
Woman: Can i suck your dick?
Man: Heh. I have a wife ma’am.