as we take a break from the weather forecast, you know, because we are all going to fucking drown sooner than later, we have gotten a special story to share and in hopes to find a solution. it all started off when a new jersey citizen came out with a story of seeing the couple, jayden and mallery, fucking everywhere they could possibly fuck. this person in particular, was just a teenage girl, going back to school clothes shopping at macy’s. as she was trying on an ugly ass romper, she heard loud moaning echoing in the dressing room department. she looked under every dressing room stall to find a couple, later known as jayden and mallery, going at it in doggy. the girl was horrified and later reported it on her social media, gaining lots of attention. many more have come out on stories of their own. some witnessed this going on just at a local duck pond. one mother walked in on jayden pounding mallery in a shoprite family bathroom after wanting to change her babies diaper. instead, the mother walked away from the situation, causing her baby diaper to over flow and leave shit running down the child’s leg, soon leaving a trail of it that a man named tim slipped on. tim let out a huge toxic ass fart after slipping and screamed “LEAVUH!” soon, a man named daniel came to the rescue. as more and more witnesses come out with their stories, it is still confirmed that they still fuck where ever they want and they will not stop. some have even reported sightings in Indiana. will jayden and mallery ever stop this act!?
JAYDEN AND MALLERY DO WHAT IN PUBLIC?
