On September 21st the president of newly elected 59 year old president of Notre Dame University announced that they will capitalize on the success of professional sport league such as the NHL, NFL, and NAACP. and move their entire University to the glamorous desert valley by December 2023 because “screw it we’ve like always have and like always will be like a total party school” President Philippe III then continued on “I know this will get a ton of like blowback but I like kinda don’t like care” after the Irish Students/Staff were subdued using tear gas and riot techniques banned by the Geneva convention President Philippe III continued. “I’m like so totally sick of this midwestern gig if i ever see another snow plow like ever again in my life I will like totally flip out.”
At the moment this is all we know about the move.