Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse for Team R I K, more emails have been dropped off that may cause him to be taken off the tour permanently. the most recent violations are as follows:
-environmental waste/littering – video showing R I K throwing toxic jewish golf ball into the Scottish sea, unprovoked anti-semite behavior long with littering (double whammy)
-strength/performance drug use- for many years, people attributed the speed gains to aquatics therapy, but has been found that the illegal use of gamma radiation has been linked to the abnormal gains and also attributed to sudden anger outbursts
-theft/money laundering -the millions spent by unsuspecting customers for speed and agility training based on the shaman-like attributes of aquatic training have been refuted. millions of people have been bilked of their hard earned money on bogus training camps that have zero value.
A class action suit has been filed by the famous defense attorney Pichelle Holleran, the French born lawyer has yet to lose a case, so we can figure this will be the last we hear from Team R I K