Late breaking news story!! After looking at emails trying to find anti-Semite content from various players on tour, the tour has found disparaging emails from Team R I K that are not on par with the look we are trying to portray. The emails have included the following content, shocking audio about fa**otgrass, anti-semite jokes, Gang signs (four fingers in the air, which is in competition against the trips and bloods), anti-asian behavior (smashing cities in Japan to be exact) and other foul behavior. It is rumored that the emails, video and audio files were dropped off at the tour HQ by a mysterious person wearing Cleveland Cavalier sweatpants???
All sponsors are begging back with Team tanner, but it is rumored he told Nike to go fuck themselves and has accepted back Vice and Ping with the agreement of numerous gift cards being sent as reparations.