Nicholas Audino, 16, of Brick Township, New Jersey has been officially certified as a Total Dick. The Association of Dickheads (AOD) accepted him into the organization on the grounds of chewing loudly, talking loudly, and making fun of his older brother Joseph (17) for his weight.
When asked about this, Nick said he was proud to be accepted, deeming it a “lifetime goal.”
In order to be accepted into the AOD, you must be nominated by at least one person. It is unclear who nominated Audino but sources believe it was most likely Zachary Serpico, 17, also of Brick Township, New Jersey.
We met up with Serpico outside of Home Goods where he is currently employed, but he only said “Nah,” and “Get this camera out my face before I smack you.”