Joseph Audino, 34, of Brick Township New Jersey is what you would call a dunce. He still lives with his parents John (66) and Sharon (65) in their home in Brick and doesn’t have his driver’s license. He works once a week at a local McDonald’s despite being fired from a previous one for stealing chicken nuggets when no one was looking.
Despite being 34, out of shape, and just a general loser, this man still thinks that he’s destined to be great.
“It’s gonna happen. Keep doubting me; it’s my fuel.”
Audino believes that his long-defunct YouTube channel “JZN” that he created with his brother Nick (33) and cousin Zach (34) will still take off one day, despite not making a video for twenty years.
“It’s fucking sad, man,” said Nick who is a carpenter with a wife and two children. “He thinks we’re still gonna make it. I’ll be doing my taxes and he’ll say ‘I have a funny video idea’ and it makes me want to hit him. He’s a total piece of shit. Ever since he was a teenager he’s been like this.”
Serpico, on the other hand, was unwilling to talk to us. The only statement he made was “Don’t mention that man’s name around me ever again.”