What was once a happy family is now in ruins, and everybody is shocked. It’s not every day that the hardworking husband comes home from his day job to find his wife somehow having sex with 15 people at once. We don’t know what led up to this, and unfortunately we were not able to find the now condemned wife of Jesus Rivera to give us a bit more about the story. Jesus himself told us, “I don’t know what to say, I mean, it just hurts! You think you found the one, you even get married, and it takes 20 years of our goddamn lives to find out that the person you love is live-streaming her gang bang sessions to Twitch for money.” We are deeply sorry for this poor soul, as we understand this is quite a tragedy. The Riveras have released in a letter to us that they have decided to try couples counseling, but we’re pretty sure we heard Jesus say something about a hitman he knows personally.