During a press conference held by Wichita Kansas’s mayor Morgan Francisco late Friday afternoon the city announced war on the Etruscan prairie mole that has burrowed so rapidly and extensively throughout the city that a portion of State road 16 has completely collapsed.
The Phuxatill county’s sheriffs office has requested federal assistance in dealing with the highly reproductive invasive species.
As of 9:30 on Tuesday the sheriff has offered a $4 bounty for everyone dead mole and is supplying explosives to destroy nests.
The USDA has described the Mole as being an unparalleled threat to the nations food supply. As well as giving detailed instructions on the eco friendly mass disposal of small animals carcasses.
The mole was described as being identical to the common North American mole aside from a few small differences it is long and thin, is scaled,has a rattle and fangs.