You can go for a walk or a drive or talk a friend or read some dad jokes if you want latter read on… Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
The pony couldn’t sing because it was a little horse. How does a hurricane see? With one eye.Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.