The Cleveland Browns announced today that they are signing Parker Strauss, a freshman out of Penn State to backup Case Keenum in todays game against the Bengals. Strauss has no football experience and probably sucks ass but the Browns suck too. The last Nittany Lion to play for the Browns was that gay defensive back Carl Nassib who sucks too much cock on and off the field. Parker Strauss will wear number 69 because he says it’s, “Nice”