The beloved NBA superstar dies in a drive-by shooting, at his home in bootytootyville, California.
Then he got his cheeks clapped on the highway. The whole nation feels devastated by this extremely surprising loss. I believe that the NBA world will go into a depression for this loss on another note Kobe came back to life and Micheal Jordan died too while getting booty tooty clapped in his home in the bootytootyville, California. We shall morn for both of them, then HOW BOUT THEM, COWBOYS, THEY SUCK AS.