This man won’t be removing his glasses anytime soon, they’re actually binded to his bald scalp.
This whole ordeal began on Tuesday when this man recovered his glasses using a new body frame from SHAQ which didn’t appear to have any problems, however soon after the man realized that his head was much to large for the glasses frame which lead to it being binded to his objectively fat head. He is now starting the preceding to class action lawsuit against SHAQ for selling him sizes too small, alleging that the glasses caused his head to inflate, experts however are of the consensus that his head size is due to a overnight liquid leak inside of his head, and since his head is empty, the water filling it causes stretching of the skull which brings us to the current affair.
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