VENTNOR CITY, NJ
The NJ Deparrment of Health and Sanitation received an anonymous tip on Wednesday that has local authorities hopping mad.
Juniper “Juju” Dragiev and Luigi “Ouija” Dragiev have taken over a small apartment building in Ventnor Heights, rocking an otherwise quiet part of town with their territorial civil war. Differences in color and sexual orientation seem to be the source of the tension and unrest. Innocent bystander Josephine R. Schiff added fuel to the fire, saying “I like the black one.” Local redhead authorities seem to have their hands tied and are unable to remedy the situation.