Rango (aka Cesar) gets swept 0-4 to a nice independent hard working young lady that goes by the name of Daniela (nega-chin). It all started at roadhouse first date let’s keep this one short like the rest of the gatherings. Let’s just say she really didn’t know him like that so she kept Apple AirPods in at the table. Second date was in a movie theater which was subverted by a DoDo bird and let’s say shit could’ve ended real differently that night. Third date was a 3 hour long Adventure at his house, yes we said 3 hours of straight distance cuddling didn’t expect that one, nigga dick prolly couldn’t stand up most likely. Last but not least fourth date was spider man, he did manage to share a kids size jacket and just couldn’t come up in clutch with anything that night. On the drive home rango was hypnotize by Daniel nice beautiful sharp long nails scratching his short hair and also ran a red light but lucky a real ass nigga was in the back seat who goes by the name of daddy was there to save the day . Overall it was a good run rango. Y’all will always be friends at the end of the day, but in reality she looking for a grown man not a guy who asked girls are they cute. 2021 will be Rango year marked channel 33 news words on folks.
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