Rango (aka Cesar) gets swept 0-4 to a nice independent hard working young lady that goes by the name of Daniela (nega-chin). It all started at roadhouse first date let’s keep this one short like the rest of the gatherings. Let’s just say she really didn’t know him like that so she kept Apple AirPods in at the table. Second date was in a movie theater which was subverted by a DoDo bird and let’s say shit could’ve ended real differently that night. Third date was a 3 hour long Adventure at his house, yes we said 3 hours of straight distance cuddling didn’t expect that one, nigga dick prolly couldn’t stand up most likely. Last but not least fourth date was spider man, he did manage to share a kids size jacket and just couldn’t come up in clutch with anything that night. On the drive home rango was hypnotize by Daniela’s nice beautiful sharp long nails scratching his short hair which lead him into one of his few brain dead moments and almost killing two other people in the car from almost running a red light. Overall it was a good run rango. Y’all will always be friends at the end of the day, but in reality it’s over son like Cody Moore said hang the cleats up son you had a hell of a year #52 it’s time to move on. 2021 will be Rango year marked channel 33 news words on folks