NORTH POLE – North Pole police arrested a man after discovering a “sweatshop” of slaves making toys. “I feed them, I clothe them, I give them a place to sleep in exchange for making toys. Why do I have to pay them?” Said the man only identified as “Santa” by police. “We are committed to freeing these slaves and giving them a happy place to live out the rest of there lives” said joe mama, chief of police. Mr. Santas bail has been set at 1.5 million dollars.