Local resident cross-dressing pervert Bruce Bowser was arrested in the New York Public Library today. He was wearing a bright yellow dress with holes exposing strategic places and masturbating while using public computers, wiping the goo on the keyboards.
According to the duty librarian., this is not the first time Bruce has been caught doing the perv. Apparently he is a regular on weekends and holidays when there are lots of women and children present. Bail has been set at $50,000, cash only.