Crackhead Alert: Dickslap Debbie Strikes Again

Local authorities discover San Marcos native Corey Weise outside a local convenience store Saturday night offering his services in exchange for drugs. Experts say this type of behavior is common among those who are addicted to coke. Police were called to the scene by 27 year old Bread Weise after Corey was discovered screaming SEAGULLS and touching himself inappropriately. Channel 10 news will continue to update you on the latest developments in this case. What a sick bastard.

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