As of this Monday morning, a North Jersey man has been found by his family dead in his room. Per the family, the man, who has been identified as Michael Massa, passed away shortly after the family heard a loud bang from his room. Upon entry of his room, his parents stated that he had fallen out of his chair after sniffing his own fart. Officials have stated that the mans underwear was smeared with a brownish liquid, which was later confirmed to be the mans own poop.