According to research conducted by Dr. Ilgsr Francis of Norways top medical school, a double-blind peer reviewed study led to a strange- but very real conclusion.
“In our phase 2 study involving over 490 healthy participants, the ones who we currently behind on rent actually had a higher chance of being infected with the virus SARS-Cov2, the virus that causes the novel disease Covid-19”.
Researchers and scientists are baffled by the correlation, but they all seem to agree.
“These findings are statistically too significant for there not to be a correlation” according to Dr. Grey Sneider, lead researcher from Nebraska State University’s virology team.