In an attempt to impress every air charter known to man, the CEO of Eastern Air Services, Christian Coarse, initiates international flights in cock measuring contest with opposition charter company. “We have used this wonderful opportunity to provide a regular service for the people of Port Macquarie to the polluted and overcrowded destination that is Hong Kong” states Coarse. “I reckon I’m the best operator of any company in the industry and I’m getting a 4th King Air 360 to prove that my cock has insane strength”. The competitive nature of charter company “Macquarie Air” has Christian in tears as Chief pilot Damo (mate) keeps flashing his panty monster at him in Keena place. “He’s a fuckface”. This initiative has been given full support from local MP Leslie Williams and will begin regular flights in the EAS Cessna 172 in February.