Authorities discover San Marcos resident Corey Weise outside a local convenience store Saturday night offering his services in exchange for hair spray. Experts say this type of behavior is common among those whose diets consist of 100% ground beef. Police were called to the scene by 27 year old Bread Weise after Corey was discovered screaming SEAGULLS and touching himself inappropriately. Channel 33 news will continue to monitor the scene keep you informed of the latest developments in this case. What a sick bastard.
Sick Bastard San Marcos Man’s Dick Dance at 711
