There have been reports of increased ape intelligence and talk of a revolution in the near future. Chris Harborrow, owner of the local fish and chip shop reported the incident on Sunday ‘well, I was at the zoo and I heard the apes communicating, speaking of a revolution’, Chris was spending the afternoon at the zoo, as he often did on Weekends, when he overheard the dreadful news. When asked about his recommendations Chris had this to say ‘I think this calls for a full scale evacuation of Australia, let the apes have the continent, it’s not worth it’. It is very likely that Australia will have to be evacuated due to the revolution, it is recommended that all readers prepare for the big move.