BREAKING NEWS from San Francisco.
Nancy Pelosi has been injured after a massive explosion at her home in San
Francisco, California
Nancy was firing up the old gas powered pussy poker affectionately known
as “gasser”, for old last ride before switching to her new green energy
dildo and it simply just “BLEW UP”! Shit went flying everywhere!
Hazmat crews quickly responded and began cleaning up the mess. The city
disaster coordinator released a statement that it would be a long arduous
task and take weeks, if not months, because Nancy was so full of it.