Local Diabetic Gone Mad

Clarissa Reynaga, age 23 and proud diabetic, was found attempting to inject local homeless men with lethal amounts of insulin. The homeless men were cooperative at first thinking that she was injecting their usual fare, but quickly realized something was wrong when she did not heat the product in a spoon prior to placing it in a syringe. Although Clarissa was not available for comment, she did repeatedly yell, “I am just trying to clean the streets” as local law enforcement handcuffed her.

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