In a startling discovery, researchers found that Jarrito’s mandarin orange soda is made from dogs. DNA from dogs was found in tests on the soda done at University of Cowtipping. When confronted with the findings, the owners of Jarrito’s said, “Si, claro. Don’t all sodas use dog? Coke is made from German Shepherds and Pepsi is made from bulldogs. Ay ay ay. Chihuahua Taco Burrito.
Mexican Soda Made From Dogs
