After months of questioning by the millions of fans of the film ‘Free Guy’ and the tens of fans of the punk rock band ‘Daddy’s Closet’, musician and former ‘The Mama Luigi Project’ contributor Skizzie has publicly stated their thoughts on being the main antagonist for the upcoming sequel ‘Free Guy 2’; which is slated for a Summer 2022 release. “You see people just don’t understand the hidden meanings behind my songs…” stated Skizzie, “…I figured that my in depth explanations on my TikTok page pretty much made it obvious that I have no shame in being a groomer. I hated Free Guy since Disney never got back to me to use my songs for the film, so I’m plugging the ‘COPE’ album and ‘MEAN’ single as much as I can.”
Walt Disney Studios has denied that such songs will ever appear in the sequel or any other potential films in their planned Free Guy Cinematic Universe. Right after Skizzie’s comments on ‘Free Guy 2’, they started to go in depth about every single line and chord of all the songs they’ve made; including those that are planned to be in Daddy’s Closet’s next upcoming album. Our interviewers promptly kicked Skizzie out of our studio and has been playing the ‘COPE’ album in front of the building as an act of protest. Please send help they’ve been there for nearly 3 days straight and somehow put Joker face makeup on, all of the interviewers for this article has died due to such. I hope you’re all happy that you asked for this, that you wanted this. Just wait until the world burns and we’ll see who will be the last one laughing.
In response to Skizzie taking on the mantle to be the main antagonist of ‘Free Guy 2’, professional actor and star of the movie series Guy has replied, “What the fuck is a Skizzie? Is that some kind of new Taco Bell Mountain Dew flavor they’re coming out with?”