Why does Mcdonalds Make my stomach feel better?

The reason your stomach feels better when you eat Mcdonalds is because
Mcdonalds has enough iron and neutrinos to make your stomach feel better, A test made in Oklahoma Universities says that Mcdonalds burgers and fries are better for your stomach than any fruit or vegetable by 78.3%. However Middle eastern McDonalds are a 89.7%, So if you have a grumpy stomach the best solution is Mcdonalds!