BREAKING NEWS: Hundreds Of OATLY Icecream Recalled Due To Brain-Washing Pathogens!

If you have OATLY icecream in your freezer, throw it out right now! 2 billion tubs of icecream are being recalled back to factories around the world due to scientists recently discovering a deadly pathogen in OATLY icecream which they have dubbed as the “You’reWrong Virus.” It slowly takes over its host, ruining their tastebuds and making them unnaturally inclined to consume insurmountable amounts of OATLY icecream. Experts speculate that this urge is meant to help the virus reproduce faster within the body. Protect your tastebuds and stay safe New York!

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