This past weekend in Elyira Ohio was a sad one. A rocket league legend leaves the battleground of this fine earth, as he was sold to God for 6 Scooby snacks, 3 Ritz Bits, 1 Double stuffed Oreo, and 6 gold doubloons. God made the trade as fair as it could have gotten. But for all we know, he got a soldier, now for us, we now have 6 Scooby snacks, 3 Ritz Bits, 1 Double stuffed Oreo, and 6 gold doubloons. I think we all know the winner of this trade. Thank you for your service Emilio. The Double stuffed Oreo was very good.