The Elyria Catholic track meet schedule for March 26th, Saturday, has been postponed. The reason for the postponement is due to bad weather reaching under 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Also, Jack Budinger and Thomas Rauscher are being little bitch ass niggas and need to go to Alex Carandang’s house. If not, splatrball will travel to both houses and shoot both hot moms keeping them captive. Have a very nice day.