Dennis Fischer, a student at Murray Ridge, was raped last night by a man in a furry wolf costume. The description of the perpetrator was that he had “a gap tooth large enough to fit a smartie,” “a concerningly small penis,” and a “long, furry tail.” Fischer, though nonverbal, re-enacted the incident as follows, “[gagging noise… inappropriate hand gestures… pointing to rectum].” A photo of the victim is seen above. Please keep him in your prayers.