Local Sports Clips under investigation.

All evidence points to the sports clips in Hershey, right next to SHEETZ. The FBI has run multiple investigations on this sports clips, and has concluded, that it is a terrible place to get a “Fresh Cut”; due to the simple fact that it destroys your hairline, other evidence supports that there is more than one barber causing this trauma. Victim Evan Porter says that “Yeah, I didn’t know they were wrecking my hairline, cause I was eatin.” He now tries to hide his terrible widows peak by shaming actual good hairlines. Victim #2; Riley Glass states: “I walked in with a semi- straight hairline, on my way out, I had one that resembles the Japanese flag.” now he lives in shame for the rest of his life. Lastly, Victim #3, Ezra Pearson says: 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679.” That concludes our Breaking News for today.

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