All evidence points to the sports clips in Hershey, right next to SHEETZ. The FBI has run multiple investigations on this sports clips, and has concluded, that it is a terrible place to get a “Fresh Cut”; due to the simple fact that it destroys your hairline, other evidence supports that there is more than one barber causing this trauma. Victim Evan Porter says that “Yeah, I didn’t know they were wrecking my hairline, cause I was eatin.” He now tries to hide his terrible widows peak by shaming actual good hairlines. Victim #2; Riley Glass states: “I walked in with a semi- straight hairline, on my way out, I had one that resembles the Japanese flag.” now he lives in shame for the rest of his life. Lastly, Victim #3, Ezra Pearson says: 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679.” That concludes our Breaking News for today.