As all Americans know, in the month of April we salute the Taterian’s ass. So. Get on your feet. Stand up straight. Put your right hand over your heart and scream ‘all hail the Taterian’s ass!!’ Very loudly. Then throw your right hand forward and up, bringing it back down while slamming your chest. The Taterian is soon taking the reigns from SleepyCreepySwampmanDummy Joe Biden. His benevolent authority will heal the land and enhance the bottom line of White Castle Inc.