Breaking News: Spider-Man Dies At Age 23 After Saving A Unicorn From A Fire, Real Identity Now Known As Peter Parker

On This Tragic Night We Are Saddened To Inform The World That The World’s Most Iconic Superhero Has Passed Away.

Everyone’s Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Now Revealed To Be Peter Parker, An ESU Graduate Died Earlier This Afternoon After Saving A Unicorn.

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