After a year of hard denial, a local lab, Bear has admitted he is not the dominant male he had once hoped he would be. After several mounts, he has decided it is just best to lay down and take it “like a man”. When interviewed, Bear stated “it was the day I met Odin, I knew that day I’d always be a bottom. That was the moment I accepted my fate.” Bear remains happy and playful and plans to live his best dog life regardless his inadequacies and lives to chase balls. Tennis balls, that is