Lady Liberty Torch Soon to be Replaced with Lighter

In an effort to raise revenue, the state of New Jersey has announced the availability of the Statue of Liberty to be used for advertising space. In a bold move, two lighter companies have entered a bidding war. The undisclosed current amount, said to exceed $10 Million USD, will go toward education in the Garden State. Reconstruction will take place over the next four months to remove the iconic torch and replace it with a functional scale model of the lighter company with the highest bid. Several celebrities have expressed interest in purchasing the soon to be discarded torch.

Note: this is an April fools joke.

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