Minister for the Environment, Climate and Communications Eamon Ryan has said that if he doesn’t get his own way in the complete banning of turf burning in Ireland he’ll return the whole country to driving an ass and cart.
Speaking today at the opening of a salad bar in the leafy suburb of Dalkey Minister Ryan said, “I’ll fuck ye all if I don’t get my way”
“This government is going to go on and on for years and I’ll put ye cunts back to the stone age if I have to” ,
He then told reporters that he has to go early and would not be answering any more questions because he said “I’ve a hoor of a cycle ahead of me to Donegal to open yet another data centre”
“Fuck off now he said and remember if ye tramps don’t comply with my terms I’ll have ye all in fucking flat caps driving donkeys by the end of the decade ye cunts”