Parker Cracks a Cracker

Baseball’s most fearful former player is finally going to get sum. Fired suddenly 20 years ago, recently surfaced recordings uncovered the weasel that ratted him out. Says Parker, I’m heading to st. louis with a 35/ 34 bat and all i’ll say is there’s not enough ted drew’s in town to cool off his rectum by the time i’m done swinging.

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