Waukesha County Teenager To Be Charged

Late Friday night, April 1st, a local Waukesha County teenager did the unthinkable. Hannah Schulgen, a 17 year old girl, illegally trespassed and broke into several different houses near Eagle, Wisconsin. She allegedly broke into house and cut residences dicks off, including the transgender male. She did this to complete one of her missions and this was just “the beginning.” Hannah’s sister Lauren spoke out moments ago.
“Hannah has been going through some issues lately, she got a B in one of her classes. Cut her some god damn slack, do you f**king hear me!?”
A very strong response to such a terrible act that Hannah Schulgen commited. Police are warning if you see her to “put your hand over your dick” so she doesn’t cut it off. Stay safe out there folks and never be afraid to call someone if you see this “dick thristy” female. TMJ4, reporting live from Waukesha County.

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