What This “Pioneer of the Week” Did May Shock You

Branchburg teen, James Cote, 16 years old, is a member of the amazing Somerville High School football team. For his accomplishments in the weight room, he was awarded “Pioneer of the Week.” This is a coveted award, only given to the best of the best when it comes to football. Based on this, it would make you believe that he was an amazing individual. This is not the case. Earlier today, he was found behind a McDonald’s dumpster having sexual intercourse and interactions with several big, sweaty men. This disturbing behavior was caught on camera and was reported to the Branchburg Police Department and James Cote was arrested shortly thereafter on a charge of public indecency and will be sentenced later this week. We all hope that he receives the lengthy sentence he deserves as well as the mental assistance he desperately needs.

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