Local indie rock group Free Paintings recently started their February 2034 tour at Timmy Lubstein’s, bar Mitzvah.
“I wasn’t sure if he could handle the responsibilities of being a middle school student and being in a band.” Lead vocalist Mickey Blouse told reporters
“But Timmy’s handling it well. I know it’s rough for him because I have a son his age. They actually used to play Little league together.” Blouse explained
The gig started off a bit rough as Blouse was reportedly intoxicated and yelling obscenities at Timmy’s senile grandmother.
The show did end on a positive note as Timmy’s parents were proud their son was taking up a passion for music and narcotics.