Miami, FL. Authorities have been searching for a suspect calling herself the DA-LE killer. Early Sunday morning police arrived at the scene. They were baffled at what they found. The woman in her early 60’s sat on the couch, staring into their souls. The only word uttered from her mouth…. DALE…. Witnesses say cops left and have not returned. The DA-LE killer is equipped with sulfur and other potent gases. If you have any information please call crime stoppers. Do not approach suspect, or you too will be DALE’d.