This past evening officers responded to a call regarding a recent discovery of a stash of marijuana in Sunkist Park near South Miami. The area is a hotspot for children of all ages to enjoy the environment and their local surroundings. In addition to the 4 grams of marijuana found, officers stated that a water pipe and a lighter were also placed in the stash. We asked local neighbors of the area for their thoughts on the finding. Rogelio Kappinz, the home owner who resides next to the park gave this statement: “I don’t know what’s more heartbreaking, the recent Texas elementary school shooting or that sh**ty ass bong I came across. Like at least chip in a few more bucks to enjoy the moment. Tweak finals am I right”. Investigators are now on the look out for four teens who were associated with the event. As fingerprint investigation furthers, be on the lookout for a red jeep, one freakishly tall individual, some Mexican with a ring, and a handicap who is thought to have yelled “Yo that was the fattest hit of my life” the previous night. If you have any information please contact city officials at 1(800) O sea.
Marijuana Discovered At Local Park In South Miami
