It all started on a Friday night, whenever the lvl 1 mob boss Gavin parsons aka the peach head mob boss was caught lackin at your local Walgreens behind dent Braut road. “He was jerking off to a canned gizzard behind Walgreen’s” according to the backstreet Jewcan fid busters from St. Charles blockbuster rd. two different sources also claimed he then killed an old lady the same night at Walgreens with his Walmart toy lightsaber, and began to force his way into some desperate head with the old lady’s dead body. Peach head gazelle then said “old women corpses make me feel something I have never felt before and that is control. “my scronny crow build has never allowed good defense especially when terry would rape me with Elieen in the room.” that is all we heard last from gazelle peach head, and he is now currently sitting at iron heights federal mobster community center.
the peach head lvl 1 mob boss found throwing a catus a steve morph:
