Pope who hails from kaimais in New Zealand gets call up because our current top class lady bitches can’t handle a few games in a row.
Pope who has a 12 inch cock says his Waitangi cricket average of 375 has proved himself one of the all-time greats.
His coach and mentor Craig stokes of Tokonui says his form and class has always been his permanent.
Pope who has a tremendous drinking career from a early age is at the peak of his career and would make a great role model for other young players in the team.
Talking to his agent Ted Glasgow from the maketu mafia which owns a great herbal poĊrige stall there on the first sunday of every month says Pope is the real deal and would prove a asset in the top order as the fucking homes that are there at the moment have no spine.
Pope is flying out tomorrow with a massive bag if weed for Bazza mcullum as he sick of smoking the Birmingham spliffs which has destroyed his best pink shirts.