Novi fire department embarrassed over Mount Everest claims

The Novi fire department recently discovered that John Martin was never at the peak of Mount Everest. The only peak in his career was at the height of the culvert replacement projects. Further, he was asked why he sits on the opposite side of the table during negotiations, to which he simply replied with “HA HA HAHA HA HO HO HO HAHAHA!” A psychiatric evaluation has been requested.

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