Pep Guardiola arrested and charged for public indecency

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola was arrested today in Manchester over the suspicion of public indecency after receiving plenty of complaints from people in a local park about a ‘creepy looking baldy’ asking them for directions to the nearest ‘mommy milkers’ and asking women if he can ‘do some choo choo with their moo moos’. The police have declined to comment.

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